Greetings and salutations!
Age 31, Male
Dallas, Texas
Joined on 5/25/09
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Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!