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Total Medals Earned: 60 (From 18 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,065 Points

Armed Prophet

Zombie Meat Unlocked 1/22/10
10 Points
Get killed by a zombie.
Alien Juice 10 Points Get killed by an alien.
Robot Fuel 10 Points Get killed by a robot.
Alcoholic 25 Points Play through a stage consuming nothing but beer.
Anorexic 25 Points Play through a stage without eating or drinking.
Armed Prophet 25 Points Unlock all weapons.
Chairman 25 Points Get the chair all the way to ZOMG.
Classic Hero 25 Points Play through every stage.
Hand it Over 25 Points Kill Zomboss.
Kill Smiley 25 Points Kill Smileborg
Skull 25 Points Get the skull all the way to Zomboss.
The Freeman 25 Points Play through every stage in one go using the crowbar.
ZOMG!!!1 25 Points Kill ZOMG
Handy Man 50 Points Kill Zomboss with his own arm.
Illegal Alien 50 Points Kill ZOMG with the Alienator.
Smiley Hater 50 Points Kill Smileborg with the Cyber Blade T47.
Testosterowned 50 Points Play through a stage on real man difficulty.

Medals Earned: 1/17 (10/480 points)

Crystal Story

The King of Slime Unlocked 9/22/11
5 Points
Defeat King Slime
Explore 7 5 Points Explore 7 floors
Om Nom 5 Points Feed your pet 5 food items
Warp 7 5 Points Discover 7 warps
Agent Defender 10 Points Beat Zombie Defense on Hard
Armory Master 10 Points Upgrade equipment 20 times
Be Like Paper 10 Points Defeat Rock
Bop on the Head 10 Points Defeat Bop
Explore 15 10 Points Explore 15 floors
Fighting Love 10 Points Spend 30 points on the Fighter Tech Tree
Heal Please 10 Points Spend 30 points on the Healer Tech Tree
Hunter 10 Points Collect 20 types of monsters in the Bestiary
Level 10 10 Points Have one character reach level 10
Level 25 10 Points Have one character reach level 25
Level 5 10 Points Have one character reach level 5
Mage Mastery 10 Points Spend 30 points on the Mage Tech Tree
Rare 10 Points Defeat one of the three rare monsters in the game
Rich Person 10 Points Acquire a total of 50,000 Gold
Rock and Rawr 10 Points Defeat Rock Twice
Rogue Squadron 10 Points Spend 30 points on the Rogue Tech Tree
Stuffed! 10 Points Feed your pet 30 food items
Warp 15 10 Points Discover 15 warps
Well I Didn't Vote For You 10 Points Defeat 5 Kings in the Wanted List
What, No Gravy? 10 Points Defeat Bop Twice
Beastmaster 25 Points Complete the Bestiary
Expert Defense 25 Points Beat Zombie Defense on Expert
Explore 30 25 Points Explore 30 floors
Kingslayer 25 Points Defeat all the Kings in the Wanted List
Level 50 25 Points Have one character reach level 50
Missing Cat 25 Points Complete the MISSING quest line
Slayers Dargon 25 Points Defeat Dargon
Stolen Hearts 25 Points Complete the STOLEN quest line
Warp 30 25 Points Discover all warps
Ultimate Slayers Dargon 50 Points Defeat Ultimate Dargon
Nyan Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/35 (5/500 points)

Don't Shit Your Pants

...Where's the toilet paper? Unlocked 6/29/10
5 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
He got it from Burger King Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (5/15 points)

Elf Story

Arrow Death Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You got impaled by a Gobblo's arrow!
Baseball Bat Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You found the baseball bat!
Extra Kupo Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You've earned extra kupo!
Fanboy Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You found the fanboy hoodie! It's from your favorite game of all time!
Got Wooden Sword Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
The bat that you found has turned into a wooden sword!
Halfsies Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
You got split into two by a bandit elf! Crap!
Start Unlocked 2/21/13
5 Points
Start the game... press the play button.
Beatdown Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
You beat the crap out of that bandit elf! Yeesh...
Gobblo Wood Kill Unlocked 2/21/13
10 Points
You killed a Gobblo with the wooden sword!
Shrunken Head Unlocked 2/21/13
25 Points
You found the magical shrunken head!
Arrow To The Neck 5 Points Ouch. You took an arrow straight to the neckery.
Arrow To The Stomach 5 Points Yeowch. You took a nasty arrow to the stomachial region.
Giant Fist 5 Points You caught a giant fist to the face... and exploded. True story.
Got Battle Dagger 5 Points The kitchen knife that you found has turned into the battle dagger! Shweet!
Got Bombs 5 Points You got yourself some bombs! Now, let's go blow s**t up!
Got Soul Bangle 5 Points You got the Soul Bangle dude! Now you can throw blue fireballs! Hadoken!
Got Steel Sword 5 Points You've found a way to get the Steel Sword! Congratulations!
Impalation 5 Points You got impaled by a bandit elf's thrown sword! Deadly!
Skull 5 Points You found the hidden skull!
Blue Flames 10 Points You used the Soul Bangle to send a powerful blast of blue energy at an unlucky bandit elf.
Bombed 10 Points You chucked a bomb at a bandit and blew his guts all over the place!
Dagger To La Face 10 Points You said, "Screw it!" and threw your dagger at a bandit's face! Shweet!
Dead Bird 10 Points You found the dead blue bird!
Electrocuted 10 Points You electrocuted a bandit elf via a Super Pretendo controller!
Face Knifed 10 Points You stuck a dangerously sharp dagger into the fleshy face of an outclassed bandit elf... Nicely done.
Fatal Error 10 Points You found the only way to die in scene 1!
Gobblo Arrow Kill 10 Points You made the Gobblo enemy shoot himself in the face! Cool!
Gobblo Dagger Kill 10 Points Kill the Gobblo with the Battle Dagger!
Goober 10 Points You found the Goober action figurine!
No Defense 10 Points You failed to block an incoming vertical slash... tsk, tsk...
Pissed Off Shopkeeper 10 Points Dude.... You so shouldn't have made Hobart mad, dude.
Rock Death 10 Points You killed yourself using an immensely heavy rock!
Spin Attack 10 Points You used the jumping spin attack on that blondie of a bandit elf! Good work.
Spinning Destruction 10 Points You used an ultra-powerful, double spin slash to decimate the bandit elf who deserved it!
Squished 10 Points The Ogre grabbed you and squeezed you until you went "pop"
Stabbered 10 Points The bandit threw a knife at you and gotcha right through the heart!
Weak Defense 10 Points Looks like you TRIED to block, buuuut..... yeeeaaahhh....
Wheel Of Decimation 10 Points Whoah... Don't you think that was a bit... uh, overkill? It was entertaining though.
You Should Block 10 Points Sooo, yeah, you should try blocking sometime....
Controller 25 Points You found the video game controller!
Knife 25 Points You found the knife!
Poop 25 Points You found bird poop! Yay!
Game Won 50 Points You freakin' beat the freakin' game! Holy moly!
Ogre Destroyed 50 Points You've defeated the Ogre! Holy crap!

Medals Earned: 10/44 (80/500 points)

First Fantasy v1.1

First Blood Unlocked 7/2/12
5 Points
No, not the rabbit!
Climactic Battle 10 Points Defeat the Mysterious Man in Ch. 2
The End 50 Points Beat the game
The Completionist 100 Points Unlock everything that can be gotten from beating the game multiple times.
Eternal Enemies Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Eternal Friendship Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Now You're Just Showing Off Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/365 points)

Internet Avenger

Beat Mosaic Unlocked 12/21/12
5 Points
Boss #1
Beat Netscape Unlocked 12/21/12
10 Points
Boss #2
Beat Opera Unlocked 12/21/12
25 Points
Boss #3
Error 25 Points Crash the game... and your computer?
Beat Mozilla 50 Points Boss #5
Beat Safari 50 Points Boss #4
Beat Chrome 100 Points Boss #6
Blue Screen of Victory Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 3/8 (40/365 points)

IWBTD

Bad ending Unlocked 7/22/12
25 Points
Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!
Good ending Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/2 (25/50 points)

Lab of the Dead

Default Of The Dead Unlocked 10/28/11
5 Points
Discover 5 neutral reactions.
Expiration Date Reached Unlocked 10/28/11
5 Points
Terminate 5 specimens.
That's No Gimmick Unlocked 10/28/11
5 Points
Use 1 appropriate item.
I Make Things Happen Unlocked 10/28/11
10 Points
Do a total of 50 actions.
Bad Behavior Unlocked 10/28/11
25 Points
Discover 5 aggressive reactions.
Bloated Equals Happy Unlocked 10/28/11
25 Points
Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.
Getting To Know You Unlocked 10/28/11
25 Points
Fully research 1 specimen.
I Know What You Like Unlocked 10/28/11
25 Points
Use 1 preferred item.
Know How To Use It Unlocked 10/28/11
25 Points
Fully research 10 items.
Taking It Easy Unlocked 10/28/11
25 Points
Discover 5 passive reactions.
We Must Amputate! Unlocked 10/28/11
25 Points
Cut 1 limb from your specimen.
Wigglin' Time! Unlocked 10/28/11
25 Points
Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.
A True Scientist Unlocked 10/28/11
50 Points
Research all the techniques at least once.
Star Pupil Unlocked 10/28/11
50 Points
Discover 5 advanced reactions.
Animal Cruelty 25 Points Kill 10 animals with your research.
J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.
Labor Intensive 50 Points Do a total of 1000 actions.
Laid Back 50 Points Discover 40 passive reactions.
Master Chef 50 Points Try all the food items.
Temper Tantrum 50 Points Discover 40 aggressive reactions.
This And That 50 Points Try all the objects.
Weapons Expert 50 Points Try all the weapons.
Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points Discover 30 advanced reactions.
Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.
Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

Medals Earned: 14/25 (325/1,000 points)

Man Who Sold The World

Love of Another Unlocked 6/27/12
5 Points
Find Love in Metropolis City
Spirit, Virtue 5 Points Prove Your Spirit in Kenican Jungle
Ultimate Daring 5 Points Explore The Unexplored in Campbell Caves
Humanity 10 Points THE journey ends. YOUR journey begins.
First of Nine Secret Medal: Unlock this medal to view its details!

Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/30 points)

Meaty Boner

Beat Level 1 Unlocked 6/24/13
5 Points
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Meaty Meal Time Unlocked 6/24/13
5 Points
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Raging Hot Boner Unlocked 6/24/13
5 Points
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Beat Level 2 Unlocked 6/24/13
10 Points
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Beat Level 4 Unlocked 6/24/13
25 Points
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Beefy Boner Unlocked 6/24/13
25 Points
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Beat Level 5 Unlocked 6/24/13
50 Points
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Bone the Head 25 Points Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!

Medals Earned: 7/8 (125/150 points)